How did a Facebook status about coffee mug become this?!

Well somebody got carried away.

I know what you’re thinking DON’T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. I know you’re thinking of going to Facebook, searching for me and adding me and I would like to stop your decision-making RIGHT AS IT IS BEING PROCESSED.

You’re just working yourself up to be ignored and humiliated (privately) in my head. Because it’s so annoying to anticipate a real friend request, possibly from some hot guy you met at the club or a restaurant owner on Changkat (COUGHCOUGH), and then you see some LOW-LIFE STRANGER adding you … who is not hot, not appealing and definitely not the owner of some restaurant in Changkat.

So please, don’t add me thanks, unless I know you in some way or if you look like this.

PS – I SAID NO FRIEND REQUEST WHY IS THAT SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND WHYWHWYWHWYWHWY