Sunday, November 8, 2009

Past vs present vs PORKCHOP (sorry added that in for fun! Of course I am no match for Porkchop!)

The other day I got into a heated argument with Ho Sang who thinks I look better in the past. And I totally disagreed because I thought I was SUCH A FUGLY CHICK in my younger days, but he kept insisting I wasn’t that bad.

Outraged, I went, so you’re telling me I spent so much on hair, clothes, make-up, plastic surgery (HAHAHAH JUST KIDDING YO) and all that … just to be told I look better back then?!?!?

And so I dug up some of my older photos omg.


Does this and this …


…look better than this?! And all the other photos on my blog now?!

Note that the first photos resulted from slight make-up, fortunate angle, poor lighting and the owner’s biasness at choosing better photos out of the lot whereas the second photo is completely random, taken anytime anywhere under the sun!

And the other day my own friend DEBRA WEI had this conversation with me.
Debra: May Zhee I’m going to ask you something and you have to SWEAR to tell me the truth!
Me: Omg! What is it! *scared*
Debra: Just SWEAR to tell me the truth!
Me: But I’ve already told you everything sex-related about me!!
Debra: No this is not about sex.
Which got me PERPLEXED because like honestly if something is that serious and worth lying about then it should be about sex or guys or something and, ironically, I’m very open about things like that so I’ve never lied about anything before … at least I think I’ve never.
Debra: MAY ZHEE SWEAR TO TELL ME THE TRUTH.
Me: Omg no I don’t want now! But what is it! Ask! I wanna know!
Debra: Then you swear to tell the truth!
By now you could probably tell it was pretty serious. This went on for a while, and I gave in, deciding I could just back out anyway later and be killed by her.
Me: Okay I swear.
Debra: *silence*
Debra: Did you get a NOSE JOB?
Me: ?!?!?!?!
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA.
The answer is no, by the way. But I was very happy and thanked her for the compliment. :D
(Haha she then pointed out how I always turn every insult against me into something good. I would like to think of it as a natural talent thank you. LOOK I DID IT AGAIN :D :D :D )
But hahahah can you believe it my CLOSEST FRIEND thinks I got plastic surgery omg hahahahahha best moment in my life hahahahahhaha.
PS – If I got a nose job I would totally tell you all don’t worry! I’m not the kind to hide these things you know that!

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